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Early in 2009, Jonathan Harber and Gary Harmeston decided that it would be a good idea to start keeping a record of all the stupid things said by our mutual friend Ian Engelbrecht (AKA Engel). Our original idea was to do it for a few years then try and get a book published full of them, but we've now come to realize that books are lame and the internet is the best place to post such stupidity, because the internet loves stupidity, right? So enjoy reading our blog, and feel free to comment on the posts if you'd like to know more about the story behind any of the quotes, but if you ask us to explain any of them we may struggle, we don't quite understand most of them ourselves, so we might not be able to help you with that. Also, please read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page, we promise you it is true.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

"When I was young I used to hide in trees and kick people with conkers."

Ian Engelbrecht, king of the jungle.
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Thursday, 18 February 2010

"I used to be an 11 but my feet shrank."

Apparently his feet have gone from size 11 to size 8. Even his feet are stupid.
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"How long does it take to dry? I wanna do stuff with my fingers."

He got his nails painted, because he's a woman.
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Monday, 1 February 2010

"The world is a big cheese sandwich and it's all mine!"

Ian must have been having a good day.
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"Did you know that trees take in carbon dixoide, and give out oxygen, and that's how we are alive?"

A lesson in science with Ian Engelbrecht.
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