"This film looks black and white but it's not, I think it looks like that because all the people are black and everything else is kinda white."

"I will tell you about last night when I see ya, but put it this way, my house is covered in blood."

What a lovely message to receive on Facebook on a Sunday morning.

"Recording your voice in the shower gives you the real effect of rain."

Could just use a rain effect.

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"There's many shit lyricals like."

Engel doesn't appreciate Katy Perry's lyrics in California Gurls.

"You can put money in the bank?!"

Ian was shocked to learn you can deposit money into a bank account. I don't know how someone goes nearly 21 years without learning this.

"It's on Google you know. It's canny cool that, I'm on Google."

He's realized that he's slowly climbing the ladder to superstardom.

"Gary, your bed is the only place I feel relaxed enough to crap."

Thanks for inspiring this one Jamie T.

"Cool. Awesome. Smouldering. Spicy."

Ian's favourite adjectives.

"I think we should try and take that Ben Nevis."

Ian was caught whispering (loudly) this to someone, it turns out he'd saw a bottle with 'Ben Nevis' on, we all assumed he was trying to rally people to invade the mountain.

"It's full of chinese people over there."

Ian talking about Canada.